i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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