Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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