it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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