Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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