Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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