Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The best revenge is premature balding
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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