Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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