went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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