Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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