just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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