thus making me awesome and them whores
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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