i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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