i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
pray to the hookup gods
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize