so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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