I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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