forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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