Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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