he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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