The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
