So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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