You smell like a Billy Joel song
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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