so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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