new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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