On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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