Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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