Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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