Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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