Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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