At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we made out on top of his cat.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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