Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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