I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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