Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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