don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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