life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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