Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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