just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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