Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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