He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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