its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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