Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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