In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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