we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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