i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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