My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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