Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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