you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
