A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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