I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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