My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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