I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
