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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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