I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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