my mouth tastes like poor choices
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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