i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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