My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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