I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
